Sit on Me

Surprise and amuse your friends or business associates at dinner, garden or tea parties with a special touch – human furniture. Your guests will squeal with enchantment and groan with envy as they try out the living, leather armchair or rest their legs on the otto-man.

Our staff of more than fifty trained athletes, with histories as mimes, street statues, art class models and meditation instructors, can be rented by the hour or for an entire evening. Posing in the buff or in a variety of upholstery, including thick, fluffy knits for a more padded feel, we can build a variety of pieces from a sofa to a 6 piece dining table set. We also offer coffee tables with a choice five different tabletops, floor lamps, a bed composed of four weight watchers and a love seat where you can get a hug while sitting alone. You may choose to have us mute, whisper sweet nothings, sing, massage or tickle.

To order this unique and remarkable service, see details and prices below. Note: we do not do bathroom furnishings.