h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
Please log in.
Before you can vote, you need to register.
Please log in or create an account.
|
The BorgCo single use toaster comes in a flatback rather like a
disposable BBQ. Open the carboard lid and fold up two thin vertical
panels of thermite composition in a binder material. Place bread
between the two panels. Pull igniter tab and step back.
When the smoke has cleared, return promptly
to retrieve your
perfectly cooked toast*.
Not suitable for use indoors, outdoors, in doorways, or by anyone
over the age of 6 months.
(* Different colour preferences of toast are accomodated from Pale
Gold through to Graphite Black. Simply chose the pack whose cover
matches the desired colour).
Holy toast !
http://www.thedaily...and-the-holy-toast/
It must be true, it's in the paper ... [8th of 7, May 21 2010]
[link]
|
| |
all BBQs should operate like this. |
|
| |
All of ours do operate like this ... |
|
| |
Can there be a final charge in the base which explodes at the end of the operation, ejecting the toast? |
|
| |
Yes, on the DeLuxe version. Comes complete with single-use thermally insulated Catching Mitt. |
|
| |
Yes, we have models for bagels too. |
|
| |
Applications of thermite in the culinary arts are sadly underexplored [+] |
|
| |
or you could order toast. |
|
| |
Sounds good for a toasted cheese sandwich too.
Might take it to the office for a quick snack. Does it
make noise and produce a lot of smoke? I don's want
to disturb my working mates. |
|
| |
Should provide your Minimum Daily Requirement of iron. Not sure if there is an MDR of Al2O3. |
|
| |
Could I get mine so it also adds images? Maybe Alfred
Nobel or the Mythbuster's guys. (+) |
|
| |
Adam on one side, Jamie on the other ? Good idea ! |
|
| |
Will this set off my smoke alarm? Wait... do I care? |
|
| |
Or use C4 instead of thermite for instant transubstantiation. |
|
| |
Father, Son, and Holy Toast ? |
|
| |
Eh ? Try pressing the "F5" key ... you still on dial-up or something ? |
|
| |
Sure blame it on *my* connection. Are the Borg too proud to admit thier subspace transponders are on the fritz? |
|
| |