h a l f b a k e r yThere goes my teleportation concept.
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Side Effects Drug
Doesn't actually treat anything except curiosity and perhaps boredom. | |
Most drugs claim to treat some malady and many have side
effects. We at RockCo are creating a drug that treats nothing
in particular, save boredom, solely to create side effects to
interest and delight thrill-seekers everywhere. Every few
months the formulation is adjusted lest our audience become
bored and take up a less interesting hobby*. Have a
hankering for a world-class erection while your hair turns
green? Tourettes with red sweat? Compulsions to eat Oreos
and draw pictures on your boss' car? The list of possible side
effects is limitless.
*self flagellation, for instance
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Haven't you just reinvented recreational drugs? |
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I can't tell if this idea is a satirical reference to (current
event which must not be named) but count me in!
Maybe I'll get superpowers. |
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When I walk past a pharmacy I start scratching and coughing - I'm the side effects poster boy. (-) |
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What pertinax said so eloquently. |
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//Every few months the formulation is adjusted// - there’s no need to
do this; most of the side effects can be created by the power of
suggestion and so all you need to do is to change the printing on
the box |
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