Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Siamese Cat Twins

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Identical twin siamese cats (sold in pairs), joined together by feline intuition, the natural telepathy that characterizes gemini, and collar-integrated, long-range walkie talkies.
—placid_turmoil, Mar 31 2009

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       The blatant in-your-face punning and brutal sales language is making me nauseous ("the natural telepathy that characterizes gemini"!?!) so by the time I get to the actual invention (collar-integrated walkie talkies) I'm too irritated to give this the croissant it might deserve.
—zen_tom, Mar 31 2009
   

       Aristocats! //Sorry, wrong forum
—Dub, Mar 31 2009
   

       //by the time I get to the actual invention// Gee, I thought one sentence might be short enough even for today's attention spans.   

       Anyway, the twins are enjoying the fishbones, keep them coming.
—placid_turmoil, Mar 31 2009
   

       collar-integrated meow meows.
—po, Mar 31 2009
   

       Meow meow meow, Meow meow (now in Stereo!)
—eight_nine_tortoise, Mar 31 2009
   

       Meow meow meow, Meow meow.
—eight_nine_tortoise, Mar 31 2009
   

       I would like to have that Youngian experiment explained. Like the idea as long as the cats seem to like it.
—zeno, Apr 01 2009
   

       Like it? Today they are conducting a coordinated attack on the local gourmet fish market.   

       As for Young, I don't condone any experiments involving twins and two slits.
—placid_turmoil, Apr 01 2009
   
      
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