h a l f b a k e r yBunned. James Bunned.
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It's a feral paraparamilitary drone.
Like a puffer-fish, it responds to stress by simultaneously deploying its flick-knife, toothpick, pimple-popper, nostril hair trimmer, blow dryer and cigarette (thank you, [a1]).
Then it scuttles towards safety.
Ancestral memory leads it to associate pockets
with safety.
Pocket- wearer discombobulation ensues.
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Slight timing issue: a stressed out one of these clankrolling slowly towards me would tend to make my pockets shrivel. |
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