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Shredding would be less of a chore and
would go further towards satisfying the
natural pleasure everyone derives from
setting light to things if it incinerated
documents instead of shredding them.
This would be a large glass cylinder. A
feeder at the top would separate
documents into single
pages and feed
them at high speed into the cylinder
where
gas jets would ignite them and they
would
combust.
Water-filled pipes
would
thread though this inferno of paper to a
small tap at the bottom, allowing you to
make a cup of tea at the end to repay you
for your efforts.
Something
would have to be done to make the
furnace very efficient, to stop your
workplace filling with smoke.
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Can also be used for toasting muffins... |
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Quite brilliant, I must say. But one thing: does it
make pencils? |
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