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Fitting snugly about the hips in time-honoured fashion, the SUB is a canvas web-belt upon which is hung holders and hooks for all your ablutionary needs: soap, shampoo, bodywash, razor, shaving gel, washingpouffe, iPod; and for the towel a hook and a simple plastic cover to keep it dry.
Holes are
spaced every couple of inches so you can emplace the accoutrements in an appropriately feng-shui manner.
Costume shower mask sold separately.
inspired by <link>
(but dedicated to the looks I got crossing the street from a friend's house with a pool, to a house I was doing some ad hoc contracting at, dripping wet clad only in a bathing-suit, said suit concealed from view by the large circular saw I was carrying.)
Indestructible_20Soap_20Holder
[FlyingToaster, Jan 06 2012]
[link]
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How do you wash under the belt? |
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"Holy smokes, Batman, the Joker's tricked us into removing our Batbelts in his Shower Gas-chamber of Doom! What do we do now?"
"Luckily, Robin, I always include a grappling gun in my BatBathBelt. However, it looks like the Joker has been able to make a clean getaway." |
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The inside of the web-belt is padded with sponge rubber for comfort. A small bulb, contained within the belt, holds a supply of liquid soap which feeds the pad. |
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Midriff polishing is accomplished by the simple expedient of turning the belt around. |
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Really, I thought that would go without saying. |
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Properly cared for, canvas is immune to mold growth. |
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I imagine anything is immune to mold growth with proper care - as long as that involves daily bleaching. |
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Bleaching under your belt. Need to do that :-) |
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Would make for interesting tan lines after awhile. |
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Ad-hoc contracting while dripping wet in a bathing suit? The mind boggles... |
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I don't actually remember much detail: something to do with a long-handled screwdriver as well... |
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Re grappling gun in the batbelt - I have a vision (suffer an ecstasy?) of a burly and burlesque Batman, with a Josephine Baker skirt bearing batarangs instead of bananas. As he gyrates batarangellically, he hurls batarang after batarang at various villians until the act reaches its inevitable apotheosis. |
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^ mind if Yvonne Craig pinch hits ? |
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