Short 'n' Tall Seats

When I was a small child, and I used to go on holiday with my parentile beings, I always had plenty of legroom with my seat, what with my legs being tiny, but my dad always struggled to fit his legs into the space provided. But, we could never sit in the front rows of each section where there aren't any chairs in front, as I had to be older than 16. Now I'm 18, I find that my 6 foot 2 inch frame finds it even more difficult than my dad's did to fit into aeroplane seats, unless we get these front row seats. However, my mother would still join us in the front row, despite being a teeny weeny short person, taking up a seat that a normal person should be using.

I suggest that every seat in each column be on a set of rails, and when booking a flight, you should specify your height. Although the heights would have to be verified at check-in, so you don't lie. People could then be seated in a way that the seats be manouvred backwards and forwards to allow more or less legroom for people that need or don't need it. Of course it would mean that the rows would be a little staggered, but a computer program could be used to give a correct set up of spaces to keep the rows as even as possible. The chairs could then electronically reposition themselves ready for the next flight. Possibly only three different legroom settings could be used: Normal person, short-arse, child and/or midget. That way me and my dad don't have to sit with our kness in our ears all flight while my mum swings her legs freely around the great chasm in front of her. And we don't have to pay extra for front seats either.