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At the door everyone gets a pair of skates and a trolley
(cart)
with skates instead of wheels, you can glide around the
store
doing the shopping at your leisure. Should make the menial
task of grocery shopping far more interesting and the kids
would be kept occupied instead of whinging all
the time.
Could even be turned into an olympic sport.
Supermarket - The Musical
http://www.halfbake...20-_20The_20Musical
Has to be combined with this, for a fabulous "Supermarket Holiday on Ice" spectacular. [hippo, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
(?) Long Baked
http://www.georgegl...pe/thamesfrost.html
Remember the Frost Fairs when the Thames froze over?
Maybe not. [DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
(?) Baked in Denmark
http://w3.ast.at/si...ghlights&status=2#7
In the Tivoli Gardens. [DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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This would then turn any sales promotion (particularly the January sales) into an ice hockey-esque brawl. Instead of sissy ice hockey players there would be rabid and crazy-eyed mothers, whipped into a sub-zero frenzy by low, low prices. |
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Tuna cans make excellent pucks |
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Yes I think that if this were combined with supermarket
the musical it would be a treat for the whole family.
Imagine checking sombody with a trolley, carnage. |
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Supermarket skating = Rollerball -> "Rollershopping" ?? |
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Sounds fun for the spectators ..... |
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What next, "Death Shop 2100" ?? |
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And your little shop helpers..Torvil & Dean. |
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Just hang onto the person in front,let go when you want to purchase some cabbage. |
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Fact: Cabbage given as a boquet gives the message of 'profit'. |
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Skates, give me snowmobiles, Yeah!!!! |
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[tyskland] Just hang on to the cart. |
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And thats another thing, shopping trolleys are difficult enough to steer without having to worry about low-friction surfaces and chopping toes off. |
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Will there be a Sin Bin fior when the referee catches you shopping too agressively ? |
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I'm starting to wonder what the checkouts will look like. |
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//everyone gets a pair of skates//
What? As in the fish? |
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Baked, even if you're about three centuries too late to pick up any groceries (see links). |
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That's a bit tenuous, is it not, good Dr? |
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Gulherme, although you sometimes piss me off you have
some great ideas. This is one of them... croissant. |
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I think I'm suffering from ice skating withdrawal. |
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The trolleys will be an obvioius problem as they are as
tyskland points out hard enough to steer as it is, this
opens the door for many other half baked inventions that
go along with the shopping rink. Sorry if I piss you off
Madradish, I don't mean too, you don't piss me off. |
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Could we combine this with the nude supermarket idea? |
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We shure could, and the "supermarker the musical" idea. |
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Aww, don't take me seriously. I'm just having a bad week. |
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I'm trying to think of a way to combine bouncy castles
and ice rinks but unfortunately I think they're mutually
exclusive. |
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bouncy castles and ice rinks, the mind whirls. |
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Clean-up in aisle five! *Zamboni whirs to life* |
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