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Heck, to hell with the 12th man! I say give one to all of the 11 players already on the field! So much more interesting if one guy makes a breakaway. |
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oh, and I thought there was alcohol involved here. |
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Because that would revive interest too, you know. |
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And why would we want Americans interested in "soccer"? That would detract from the laughs we get watching you run around in body armour doing ballet. I assume that's what they're doing when they refer to "gridiron", no? |
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Although drunk football as an idea certainly does have its merits. |
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A game of football, 12-a-side, all armed
with beanbag guns which they can reload
as many times as they like from the
sideline supplies.
Finally take away the goals and football.
Now there's a game to revive interest in
beanbag guns! |
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