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Moving in with someone new? Too much a coward to back out?
The Shocker Trunk Service is for when you need someone to get the wrong idea about you.
You make a call, pay a fee and the next day a trunk is discreetly delivered to you containing a multitude of the most intimidating and repulsive sex
toys and devices available on earth.
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Sex toys and handcuffs. So what if the "someone new" is into it? |
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Explain again how this differs from our regular delivery service ? |
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Yes you could get a deposit back. |
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How it is different.
Have to admit the prospect of shopping in a sex device or toy shop, well I am nervous about ever doing that. Even shopping for sex toys online troubles me. Just don't want to get immersed in the details of it.
I suspect many many people are as little girl about the subject as I am. So you could shop for this based on the magnitude of impact that you want to have. |
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"I'll take a magnitude 5 shocker trunk for Thursday please" |
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The more severe an impact you want to have the more freaked out and disgusting the contents of the trunk will be. |
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Just unwrap a pig's head on the kitchen table, draw a dotted line down the centre of it, and invite your new room-mate to join you in a game of "peel the head". |
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