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These would include a device to make ice on one's shoulder, a large wearable potato chip, again for the shoulder, a xanthous belly, a spine stiffener, and a liftable hackle.
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...wrist-mounted microphone for speaking off the cuff... |
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.... integrated neck heater for getting hot under the collar ..... [+] |
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Implantable hand and footholds at chest level, in order to allow others to 'get on your tits'. |
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Adjustable harness for the monkey on your back. |
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