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Or you could punch their knee BEFORE you need to change gear. |
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Or you could politely ask them to remove their leg from the controls of your vehicle, all hoity-toity like. |
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//Or you could politely ask them to remove their leg...// |
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(sigh) If only they would listen. |
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The first idea I came up with involved a gearshift knob covered in spikes, with a steel gauntlet for the driver to wear. I thought that might be a tad extreme, though. |
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So the electric cautery idea went down in flames too, I suspect. |
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I do'nt have this problem with my stickshift. I only allow left leg amputees ride in the front of my car. |
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/(sigh) If only they would listen./ |
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Stop the car. I've found this to be effective for all sorts of transgressions. It reminds people who is/should be in control. Even more so if you don't pull over to the side first! |
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//Try fondling their knee next time you change gear// |
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/Heh. I might just try that./ |
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Me too! I guarantee it would have worked last time. I might have gotten a punch in the face, but it would have worked. |
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/Couldn't people be bisected or otherwise vivisected by the shift guard in a collision?/ |
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[ugly joe] It's not some wrought-iron Medieval cage, just a small bar that's no higher than the shift lever. I don't see it posing any more of a threat than a door handle. |
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I *knew* dem pedal cars were getting smaller, I *knew* it. |
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Nice one. You have ensighted a riot of knee fondling at the bakery. Croissant. |
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Slightly more uncomfortable than having your knee fondled is having to sit in the middle with the shifter between your legs. |
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> Or you could politely ask them to remove their leg |
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Legs are removable? I thought they were attached. Would you remove just one leg or both? And where would you store the legs? Would you just lay them on the floor? They could slide around and get under the brake pedal. I suppose they could be stowed in the roof rack, but how would you stand to get them up there? |
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> I have had this problem many times, my solution, which is based largely on the situation is to get the person to spread their legs then I proceed to do all oh my shifting in their crotch area ( sometimes it makes them nervous though....). |
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Is this the shift on the fly 4 wheel drive I've heard about? Seems more distracting than the knee fondling that was discussed before. |
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People who drive with me often have learned to become one with my engine's rpms. 5th gear can hurt on a short-throw shifter. |
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Why not just use an automatic? |
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