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"Mommy, I can hear the ocean!"
"No, that's static. We get terrible reception at the beach." |
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And many people would break them. |
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Yabba dabba do, [yabba do yabba dabba]. |
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It would come with a special protection case. |
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Hurriedly considers Cellophone: A sandwich wrapper that calls you when it's time for lunch or a new kind of hands free musical instrument. |
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And the Sellphone, which gives you free calling priveleges, but you have to listen to some spam periodically during your conversation. |
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I would mention the Spellphone, but that would be (m-f-d) magic. |
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