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Shaving Trumpet
So people could make beautul music and modify their bodies at the same time | |
I've noticed that in just the right conditions of humidity and
heat it is possible to play the hairs on your face with your
razor, in the same way that a violinist plays the gut with
the
hair. So amplify this effect by focusing technological
innovation on it.The handle of the shaver would be
the
trumpet bell and the blade would also be a bell but be the sounding
element. You could also do it
like a music box and have the blade divided into separate
notes and hairs would pluck them in a random sequence like
aleatoric pealing... to separate between the right and the wrong.
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When the hair is cut do we get the high notes? |
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// I've noticed that in just the right conditions of humidity and heat it is possible to play the hairs on your face with your razor, in the same way that a violinist plays the gut with the hair. // |
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You need to get out more, and meet real people. The ones that live in your head that talk to you don't count. |
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//You need to get out more, and meet real people. The ones that live in your head that talk to you don't count.// |
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If we all took *that* advice, how many half-bakers would be left? |
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I read Shaving Trumper, which would be a device that gives Trump supporters a good shave if they need one. |
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