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It is also great for making pin cushions, as the pins do not go rusty! So, I'm going to bun this for the recycling purpose! |
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//a ball of hair will hold about seventeen times its weight in oil// Baked: Italians. |
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\\Baked Italians.\\ Ewww. |
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Old feather pillows would soak up even more oil. That would be my idea for the next inevitable spill (never thought it worth posting as a separate idea) |
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Pillows would of course have Sarah Palin's moronic head printed on them. ("is Africa a country?; polar bears will turn brown when the ice melts" - need I go on?) Why her? - because of the sheer joy of seeing vast oil, and muck soaked multiples of her head going through an industrial mangle in long lines, to extract the crude-oil, prior to returning them to active use. |
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//Old feather pillows// Inefficient. Why go to the
trouble of killing the birds, removing their feathers,
stitching the feathers into pillows, and then
dumping
the pillows in the ocean? There's an obvious
shortcut here .... |
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[mouse], are you perhaps talking about breeding (notice I did NOT say a thing about genetic modification!) birds for the express purpose of soaking up spilled oil? Hmmmm... |
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At the location of oil spill: "Look! Up in the sky! What's that dark cloud approaching?" |
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"Why, it's a flock of Absorb-O-Birds (patent pending)! They're winging their way to rescue us from this oily mess! Thank you, modern science." |
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Coming soon to a halfbakery category near you (but I can't be held responsible) Oil-spill Soaking Birds. |
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You'd have to squeeze all of the shit out of Palin's
head before it would absorb anything. I base this
assumption on the apparent fact her brain hasn't
absorbed anything new since the second grade. |
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Um. I Googled the first sentence, and got this as my first result: Human Hair Used to Clean Up Oil Spills. |
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So what's the idea? This is baked, but the first sentence sounds like that is known. So is this a "let's all"? |
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Shave For The Pelicans... just try not to cut your
scrotum. |
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// Why go to the trouble of killing the birds, removing their feathers....// There are millions of chickens slaughtered for their meat every day. The feathers are a by-product. |
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True, true. 3 billion pounds per year in the USA
alone.
Not only that, but <link> |
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