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Sextables

 Size (and weight, by the lb/g) matters!
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I dunno, I have had two crotch-related ideas today, and maybe it's pushing it a little, but here goes (and sorry if you find this offensive):

A grocery store that specializes in appropriately-sized cucumbers, carrots, hot dogs, sausages, doughnuts, pies, etc... nuff said. I'm a tomato; I get turned on by this sort of thing.

—polartomato, Aug 08 2002

Sextable Porn http://www.amazon.c...39104319/halfbakery
[DrCurry, Aug 08 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]

FoodPorn http://www.foodporn.com/
But those tomatoes are... naked. [st3f, Aug 08 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]


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       With recipie ideas? Erotic murder mystery kits?
It's sick but I kinda like it
—madradish, Aug 08 2002
   

       Produce With Fetishes: The Video-- too hot for TV!
—watermelancholy, Aug 08 2002
   

       From the video:
The Swede touched her melons and she his pea and bell peppers. "Lettuce cucumber together," he sighed as he radished and garliced her.
—FarmerJohn, Aug 08 2002
   

       Oh, come now. It isn't polite to watch the salad dressing. Re-produce needs its privacy.   

       By the way, does anyone else find it strange that the polartomato, madradish, and watermelancholy are all names that sound like a veggie or fruit, and FarmerJohn sounds like a farmer? Where's PotatoStew?
—polartomato, Aug 08 2002
   

       I'm confused. I thought grocery stores already sold appropriately sized cucumbers, etc....?
—DrCurry, Aug 08 2002
   

       mental note: don't eat the salad at polartomato's house.
—rbl, Aug 08 2002
   

       <disturbing mental image>Playfruit magazine... </disturbing mental image>
—BinaryCookies, Aug 08 2002
   

       [blissmiss]: You are making me laugh with your annotating. "Date." Ha ha ha ho ho ho.
—earl, Aug 08 2002
   

       anything with big leaves, blissy. for pete's sake.
—po, Aug 08 2002
   

       use your imagination, blissy. its your most useful tool.
—po, Aug 08 2002
   

       I am interested in the doughnut idea - but who's to say what's the appropriate size!?!?
—farmbrough, May 14 2004
   

       i really cant believe there is a food: genital category! Come one HB get your collective minds out of the gutter.
—etherman, May 14 2004
   


 

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