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Sextables
Size (and weight, by the lb/g) matters! | |
I dunno, I have had two crotch-related ideas today, and maybe it's pushing it a little, but here goes (and sorry if you find this offensive):
A grocery store that specializes in appropriately-sized cucumbers, carrots, hot dogs, sausages, doughnuts, pies, etc... nuff said. I'm a tomato; I get turned
on by this sort of thing.
Sextable Porn
http://www.amazon.c...39104319/halfbakery [DrCurry, Aug 08 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
FoodPorn
http://www.foodporn.com/ But those tomatoes are... naked. [st3f, Aug 08 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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With recipie ideas? Erotic murder mystery kits?
It's sick but I kinda like it |
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Produce With Fetishes: The Video-- too hot for TV! |
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From the video: The Swede touched her melons and she his pea and bell peppers. "Lettuce cucumber together," he sighed as he radished and garliced her. |
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Oh, come now. It isn't polite to watch the salad dressing. Re-produce needs its privacy. |
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By the way, does anyone else find it strange that the polartomato, madradish, and watermelancholy are all names that sound like a veggie or fruit, and FarmerJohn sounds like a farmer? Where's PotatoStew? |
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I'm confused. I thought grocery stores already sold appropriately sized cucumbers, etc....? |
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mental note: don't eat the salad at polartomato's house. |
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<disturbing mental image>Playfruit magazine...
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[blissmiss]: You are making me laugh with your annotating. "Date." Ha ha ha ho ho ho. |
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anything with big leaves, blissy. for pete's sake. |
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use your imagination, blissy. its your most useful tool. |
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I am interested in the doughnut idea - but who's to say what's the appropriate size!?!? |
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i really cant believe there is a food: genital category! Come one HB get your collective minds out of the gutter. |
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