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Instead of a cuckoo, at the appointed hours during your
holiday, a small Johnny Rotten head emerges from inside
the clock, and gobs out a jet of sticky goo, which shoots
across the room and lands on the soil of your carefully
positioned potted plant.
This goo is a plant feeder mix, and is
sold separately.
At other times and with minor adjustments, Johnny
Rotten
can be re-aimed, re-filled and timed to shoot out blobs
of
honey that splat down
on your breakfast toast.
Not to be used for gobbing unto unwelcome guests.
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Well this is just gonna work hand in hand with my flow-hive system. |
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Isn't the esteemed Mr. Rotten the gentleman who now appears
in tweeds advertising Country Life butter? |
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Everyone on the Halfbakery loves a good clock idea. I'll use this to add a splash of milk to my cup of tea. |
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