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Sewdometer
A built-in odometer for a sewing machine | |
How many miles must a seamstress stitch
Before they call her on the phone?
The answer my friend
Is that she's quite happy to be alone, and unforsaken
Is that sew hard to believe?
Or does it have you in stitches?
Either way,
This seastress would probably be better off writing poetry.
And if that ain't cryptic enough for ya -
poetry is just broken pottery that holds no tea, we hear.
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Thanks. Don't know how this got into the food section, or what exactly a seastress is, besides being an interesting typo....but there it is. |
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That's okay, you've got time to work the kinks. |
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This had me in stitches... until I lost the thread. |
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Oh, and a seamstress is a woman who often appears to be stressed, but is actually quite at ease on the inside. Please don't ask me what a woman is. |
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Biased. Stretchy. Seductive. |
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