h a l f b a k e r yNumber one on the no-fly list
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
Please log in.
Before you can vote, you need to register.
Please log in or create an account.
|
See <Link>
The Senior Lift Chair Olympics are a set of games where Octogenarians (and older folks) compete. The chairs are modified so that they spring forward with violent precision and G-forces practically guaranteed to fill an adult diaper.
These games include Lift Chair (or perhaps now more
accurately described as LAUNCH Chair) versions of the following regular Olympic Games:
Standing (Er, Sitting) Broad Jump
Shot Put (Seat Belt Required)
Tumbling (SHORT Routine)
Other games will be added as soon as the engineers at GROGco Sports work out a pesky high mortality issue.
Lift Chair, Typical...
http://www.1stsenio...air-Havana-huge.jpg
[Grogster, Jun 19 2014]
Stair lift
http://www.electric...mber-chair-lift.jpg
[Spacecoyote, Jun 19 2014]
http://www.nytimes....-frail-clients.html
[pocmloc, Jun 22 2014]
[link]
|
| |
You need to go talk to the nice, helpful people at Martin-Baker ... |
|
| |
I see walkers covered in potato sacks, and the race is
on. But then I "see" a lot of things. + For thinking of us
elderly folk. |
|
| |
I was picturing stair lift chairs for some reason. |
|
| |
I was picturing a golden beach and a mohito waiting
for me under the shade of a palm tree. That was
much better. |
|
| |
If by “golden beach” you mean worn lino, “mohito” you mean acrid lukewarm tea, and “palm tree” you mean broken strip-light, then you might be in luck today! |
|
| |
If by "worn lino" you mean "golden beach", "acrid
lukewarm tea" you mean "mohito", and "broken strip
light" you mean "palm tree", then you might be
substantially less than not incompletely somewhat
inaccurate. |
|
| |