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Ingest semen at extremely high quantities in the leadup to
the olympics. the natural terstosterone therin should have
similar performance enhancing results to use of anabolic
steroids but would not shw up on any tests.
Semen and culture.
https://www.news-me...en-and-Culture.aspx
...nothing to do with yoghurt. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 12 2018]
[link]
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Second worst pick-up line ever. |
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I'm pretty certain testosterone wouldn't survive the
digestive process. |
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I don't remember, I just remember saying "Worst pick-up line ever." before... so this one can only be the second worst. |
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Give me a second and I will find it... I think it was one of [beanangel]'s. |
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Nope. Doesn't exist anymore. |
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Hey, this just moved up a notch! |
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//testosterone wouldn't survive the digestive process// |
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"Pah! This is wimp testosterone! Bring me some REAL
testosterone, which can survive anything!" |
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//Bring me some REAL testosterone, which can survive
anything!// |
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I think you're looking for the green goo of the Hulk, he can
survive anything so (so) should his green goo. |
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Just one teeny problem, how do you keep semen angry? |
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//Ingest semen at extremely high quantities// //should have
similar performance enhancing results to use of anabolic
steroids// |
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[bob] You were watching that episode of The Magicians when
you
came up with this weren't you. |
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...I'm just about to sit down and watch that; I hope you're kidding. |
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//just about to sit down and watch that// |
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In that case if you know not that which I reference I won't
spoil it for you any further & shall say no more :) |
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I'm guessing very small jockey outfits could put on to the little guys? |
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Anal feeding.. it’s been done before |
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I'm interested - but unwilling to google - to know how
much testosterone there is a typical uh dose of semen
and to compare that figure against the amount of
testosterone that needs to be ingested to make a
measurable difference to physical performance. I am
concerned that the quantity of semen required is
borderline astronomical. There are issues here for
practicalities - would the maximum capacity of a healthy
human stomach be less than the minimum effective dose
volume? Is the human semen supply chain up to the task?
Does the semen need to be human? I know from
professional experience that there is a mature market for
canisters of bull semen - would that do the trick? And if
so, can we expect to see burly women got up as bucolic
milkmaids innocently tiptoeing into the Tour de France
medical units, notionally transporting seaux de lait but
instead it's well *you know*, the spindly athletes inside
the units forced to chug down endless creamy litres of
the fluid while simultaneously having their blood replaced
with a mixture of Epinephrine and Ribena. |
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As I said.. anal feeding. You don’t break molecules down
much in the rectum, but absorb a lot of water, and sugars
(?) and conceivably testosterone along with it (that be a
guess though). They sometimes do this to people on hunger
strike. (Eg in Guantanamo) |
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Which may open the door to a certain kind of restaurant,
where you may drop your trousers and sit on the meal.
(which Heston has appropriately formed) |
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I cant see how anal feeding speeds things up, really. I'd expect (but am not volunteering to try) that if a person was to drink 500ml of seen they would retain a greater volume of semen at a point say five minutes after ingesting than at the same point after trying to jam the same volume up yr tradesman's. Unless you're suggesting we - and by we I mean of course Russian athletic federation doctors - do both at the same time. |
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I swear I have never watched a single episode of the
magicians. I think the inspiration came from hearing
that some athletes do blood doping where bank
their blood and then inject the reserves prior to a
race so that they have the ability to take on more
oxygen. |
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Also me no good at science junk but maybe the
semen could be applied topically to muscles and
stuff? |
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hmmm, I read somewhere that one historical woman... I think it was Cleopatra, use to bathe in semen in an attempt to remain youthful looking but I can't find a link to that.
<note to self; delete browser history later today>
Instead I stumbled across this little gem; |
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"In Papua New Guinea some communities believe that semen provides sexual maturation to the younger men of the tribe. The tribes believe the semen of older men can bestow manliness and wisdom to the younger men and for this the men need to fellate their elders to receive their authority and powers."
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So you see, con men have been around a long, long time. |
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In George RR Martin's Wild Card book series, there was a guy who saved up tantric energy to perform magic. Other than that I can't think of anything offhand. |
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I think 'The Magicans' referenced was the UK series : different from the US one. Or I've happened to miss that episode. |
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[FT] Have they had the big showdown with The Beast in
Fillory yet? |
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It's a fairly integral plot-line element involving more
than one character in separate story threads over multiple
episodes, the seasons main (or at least its last) story arc
including the traditional (for this type of
show) big end of season showdown simply doesn't exist
without it. |
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It
should be impossible to
cut all reference to it without leaving the entire season
looking like a confusing mess of a butchered carcass. |
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So I
assume you've just not got
there yet, which surprises
me, I thought the US was always ahead of us for everything
worth watching? |
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<one quick google later> ahhhhhhhhh, right : guess I blanked that bit. Just finished season 3. |
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The bit I really love about that story-line is how (after they
find out exactly how the power boost works & have
got hold of the goods) Quentin
suddenly decides he's not worthy to be the champion &
hands the torch (as it were) off to his girlfriend, found that
hilarious :) |
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