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Cutting pizza is always a messy affair, and it drags the toppings all over. Thus I propose self cutting pizza. A proprietary and edible special cheese would be added to the pizza in the grid pattern of your choice.
Special metarinka industries ltd "havoc Havarti" would be added during the pizza
making process. After a set dwell time at oven temperature the cheese would start to break down until... BOOM! The cheese would be put into a shape charge such that most of the force would be directed downward.
Presto, perfectly cut pizza.
*disclaimer metarinka industries ltd is not responsible for exploded gas ovens, death or diarrhea.
cool pizza cutter here
http://2.bp.blogspo...Ri5fSKV0/s400/3.jpg
[xandram, May 11 2011]
another one
http://www.google.c...66&biw=1024&bih=651
[xandram, May 11 2011]
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+ for spelling diarrhea correctly |
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You would think that someone would have invented some sort of cookie cutter to do this with by now. |
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I know I say this too much, but: det cord. |
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Hey, it's better than my other fallback, the omnipurpose
Claymore mine! |
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Lethally dangerous, inappropriate and ill-considered use of explosives. |
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Or do what we do, and equip all the kitchen appliances with
directed-energy weapons. |
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I'm guessing that 8th's diet consists largely of small, odd-shaped pieces of blackened & smoking carbon. It would explain much. |
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You must be looking at his most recent x-rays, doctor. Those are actually not of his stomach, but of his very heart. |
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<using long stick, nudges lumps of moist cat excrement into padded mailer bag> |
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Your complementary BorgCo gift is on its way to you, [rcarty]. |
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I love pizza well cut, so a greasy + from me! |
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//moist cat excrement//
I think you're safe, [rcarty].
This 'gift' would require [8th of 7] to be in relatively close proximity to a cat, which, we all know, is never going to happen. |
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Au contraire, [neut]. It is only necessary to be in a location
where a cat has been, and these are all too common. |
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Further, it may be possible to obtain excreta from a dead cat by
stamping on it. |
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[rcarty] should beware the contents of his mailbox for a while
yet. |
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I'll be sure not to tear into any packages with my teeth. |
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I'll be marking your package 'return-to-sender' and you'll be receiving back something much worse - aged and travelled cat droppings. |
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is det cord a rare allergy? |
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So it's an emo pizza then? |
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