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A wide and very long zip lock bag, with the lip inverted. When youve nothing to do, climb inside and seal it from within. A mouthpiece tubed to the outside allows for breathing.
Thats itinhale through your nose, exhale through your mouth. Inhale, exhale. Feel the bag slowly collapse around
you. Tighter and tighter.
Now youll stay fresh, until needed.
ZipValve Bags
http://www.halfbake...dea/ZipValve_20Bags great minds...? [FarmerJohn, Nov 10 2004]
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Don't forget... your skin needs to
breathe, too. |
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Can it have a loop that can be used to hoist you up and leave you dangling in space among all the others, racked up in rows, up in a huge warehouse somewhere? |
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Sure! Hangers are optional. |
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Is it really pluterday? The stuff of legends?!? |
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do we, indeed, have one of the great 'bakers in our midst? <bows> honoured. |
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I thought we were supposed to get off of work for pluterday. |
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Disappointed this wasn't some kind of memory/personality storage idea.....Oh, and the idea is somewhat baked, lacking the tube. See the "existential comedy" [I (heart) Huckabee's]. It's great fun. |
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Possible addtions, a package containing this bag is for everyone in an office building, but it has a
gas mask filter instead of a snorkel, and places to stick your arms into so incase of an terrorist attack you can zip yourself in and keep on working. |
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