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Having a bit of a quiet day? No shadowy conspiracy trying to assassinate you right now?
Try one of these NMR Co self-illuminating fake laser-dot head stickers, see....it even jiggles about a bit just like a real one
Help restore your street cred with all the other Bond-types.
Hmmm, that fake
laser-dot on my forehead looks so good...then realises it's still in the box.....
There's an entire market out there hungering for your product...
http://www.google.c...cf&biw=1024&bih=636
[normzone, Sep 10 2012]
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Nice, but how are they made? |
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Oh, that's easy, but the most difficult bit is sizing and matching with the skin colour. |
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So,provide your address, NMR co will name a day and a time for you to stand in a window- clearly visible from a nearby tall building - just to take a photo to help with fitting, of course |
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Could you just have a boutonnière with a hidden laser? Probably couldn't get the right angle I guess. |
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So it's like a single red googly eye? |
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//But what's this cylon setting ? |
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Ok, the obvious way would be a slightly translucent fake skin patch, and a fairly loosely held down fibre optic cable running to a red LED (or even a red laser) the movement in the cable would simulate rifle jiggle. |
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The more conspicuous headband version with laser pointer on a pole could be disguised as an extremely long quiff (comes complete with blue suede shoes and DVD of Roustabout) |
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The initial sponsorship deal was rejected, as having the laser pan across the forehead to spell out "I'm loving it" every 30 seconds might detract from the realism. A better sponsor is being sought. |
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Obviously what's needed is a little flying robot drone. You have a transponder in your pocket and the drone keeps a sensible distance (e.g. 100 yards) from the transponder at all times. The drone has a camera that looks in the direction of the transponder for something that looks like you, and then occasionally shines a laser in the direction of what it thinks is your head. |
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Also available: the primadonna version, continually shines a stage spotlight down onto you (battery life may vary from the duration shown in the 30 second TV advert) |
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Maybe a loosely mounted laser hidden under the brim of your cap? |
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Thinking about it, you'd also need to sugar-glass self-exploding window pane, with remote, so you can fling yourself out of the way just in time. |
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Comes complete in a frame of that tacky fake Elizabethan leaded window glass look, so doing the one pane doesn't do the whole window every time... |
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Best idea here in a long time, and my praise is hard to win. |
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//my praise is hard to win. |
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This could be marketed to dictators / political
activists / drug cartels / people at risk for
assassination as a way to keep them safe; 'obviously
the other sniper has a nice bead on the guy and will
take them out momentarily...' |
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