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Coins which superficially resemble real currency, available with a remote control device which detonates them. Each coin is of a different denomination. The holder of the remote control device punches in the denomination of the appropriate coin, which then explodes with extreme force, releasing custard.
http://www.swift.com/
[pertinax, Mar 30 2008]
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Hint: edit "gently" to "with extreme force" and claim your bun ... |
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Is there something suggestive about something in one's pants exploding gently to release custard? Or am I just lonely? |
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Self-destruct currency? Wasn't that baked when we went off the gold standard? |
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It was when we sent all our money to China. |
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Baked by GWB and Dick Cheney. |
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1.00 USD = 0.633721 EUR
1.00 USD = 0.498574 GBP
1.00 USD = 1.23937 DEM
1.00 USD = 99.4514 JP Yen
1.00 USD = 7.01350 CN Yuan
etc. etc. |
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Cheer up, [nuclear hobo], and export something. |
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By the way, the DEM (Deutschmark in the standard SWIFT codes) no longer exists, so how can there be 1.24 of them to the USD? |
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useful for all those vending machines that don't deliver the goods. |
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Not if it's one for custard, or self-destruct currency come to think of it. |
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custard vending machine - yes, there should be one on every corner. |
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Maybe such a vending machine should actually start with [MikeOliver]'s ustard as a raw material and proceed to convert it into either mustard or the substance with a thousand uses. |
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//available with a remote control device which detonates them.// Ergo, not *self-destructing*. And flushed down that same drain, my hopes of new directions in "cryptology". |
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"Another modest proposal" by Larry Niven has a wonderful method of actually having money self destruct when it gets accumulated in too big a pool... something that appears to be a growing problem for our society these days. |
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uranium money? I would but the ever-living bejesus
out of that. |
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