Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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 Hangs on wall, filled w/oil/lotion.
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You rub your back on it and in winter it would be ooooo, aaaaaaahhhhhhh. For those w/o significant other live-in, or SOLI w/o fingernails. Much like Cattle oilers seen on farms.
—marriedaswede, Oct 31 2001

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       Yes, we have no rutabagas today.
Those cattle oilers are kinky.
—thumbwax, Oct 31 2001
   

       Unfit for export but OK for Australians?
—hippo, Oct 31 2001
   

       I hate it when that happens.
—thumbwax, Oct 31 2001
   

       Get a tree (see Disney's cartoon version of Jungle Book).
—DrBob, Oct 31 2001
   

       OK for Aussies cause they don't want to be exported either?
—bobzaguy, Nov 03 2001
   
      
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