h a l f b a k e r yRenovating the wheel
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
An athletic cup is much appreciated protection from random kicks from
both opponents and your own team, but what about it's effect on
speed? Could making a cup that is softer plastic, with the only hard
plastic part being a cage-like scrotum protector, make a running-back
a little faster?
The
Scrotum Cage can do just that! Sewn into a specially designed
underwear, it cradles those babies so dearly, you'll want to wear it
whenever you go out to town!
I wonder what their mascot is?
http://www.scotrun-pa.worldweb.com/
The 'Welcome to..' sign made me do a double-take. [RayfordSteele, Mar 28 2010]
[link]
|
| |
I was hoping for something a bit more medieval. Wrought iron bars with rusty squeaking hinges. Maybe a few rats ... |
|
| |
I like the thought, cups are usually quite large and uncomfortable to be wearing as a normal casual defense.
This would be more like a minimal brain bucket instead of the fully enclosed race helmet. |
|
| |
Just be sure that the edges don't cut into anything nearby when it does take an impact. Also the material must not crush, well because then you'd be stuck in a vise instead of protected.
Steel-toe shoes have been known to do this, actually severing toes instead of protecting them if what falls on them is too heavy. |
|
| |
Under the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me. |
|
| |
wonder why the original design didn't include some well-placed cartilage or something. |
|
| |
[FT], It was probably the same engineer responsible for the exhaust vent design on the death star. |
|
| |
The best solution of course is to fill your shorts with non-Newtonian custard. |
|
| |
<newsreader>
Police in three counties were out last night in pursuit of an enraged feral scrotum which had escaped from its cage when the owner carelessly left it unlocked ... |
|
| |
It's a clever excuse, [perty] but you'll still end up paying the child-support. |
|
| |
// engineer responsible for the exhaust vent design on the death star // |
|
| |
It was Friday, it was late, and we were tired. Shit happens. |
|
| |