h a l f b a k e r yMake mine a double.
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Slightly dazed, I looked around me... the place was
littered
with socks of all imaginable types, colours and sizes,
many
of which were being played with by cats of varied
description, colours and sizes.
I had been on a freighter run to Titan when the
wormhole
had sliced through the ship,
opening it like a
fishmonger's
filleting knife through a damp paper bag.
Arrayed in rows to my left, tiny mausolea stretched as
far
as one could see. To the right, endless rows of padded
sleeping baskets
for cats.
Apart from a vaguely familiar-looking man with round
eyeglasses, a high forehead and curly hair, I seemed to
be the only human present. The man was opening cans
at a furious pace.
I began to sneeze...
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"My God ! It's full of Siamese !" |
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//round eyeglasses, a high forehead and curly hair// |
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Hmm, there is always the double Schrödinger effect where no computer ever perfoms that elusive malfunction when two people are watching. |
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Considering marketing a desk rabbit (as the second viewer) to cut down on technical support bills for large businesses. |
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