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Tired of taking down all those hundreds or thousands of Christmas lights that had originally turned your shabby suburbian condo into Santa's seasonal neighborhood spectacle? We have the solution: Dissolvable Christmas Decoration by ADS Inc.
Pollution-free and in accordance with international water
quality standards, our easy-to-use product provides a comfortable alternative to the dangerous practices of manually deinstalling high-voltage decorations. Our Dissolvable Christmas Decoration automatically starts to liquify by mid-January and leaves nothing but the shining memory of harmonious and pain-free Christmas holidays. Order today and you get a $30 mail-in rebate for ADS Inc.'s popular Duck Squeezer. (For further information, please see Food: Meat Juice)
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this duck squeezer is in danger of getting up people's noses, you know! |
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I just said that cos I liked the thought of a duck squeezer getting up people's noses.. |
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"CRASH !"...falls off rocking horse ... |
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What [po] said - take the reference to Duck Squeezing off the title please. |
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[skinflaps] funny. Hee hee! |
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[tobi] dont listen to these guys. I liked it! + |
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Twelfth Night tomorrow. This idea would be late! |
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