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// leave the spoon on the bowels side |
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Not sure that sketch is helping, btw. |
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Balance a beating heart upright on a saucer.
Garnish with three strands of spaghetti. |
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Nodrip (n): a treacherous offshore current, controlled by an
inclination of the head. NB, Excessively large head not included. |
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Sauce (n): cheeky repartee or attitude (compare southern US
"sass"). |
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There's nothing wrong with the idea as presented, but
sometimes wilful misrepresentation is just more fun. No
offence meant. |
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// leave the spoon on the bowels side // // Um. Yeah. // |
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Um. No. Entirely the wrong part of the digestive system. |
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I've got one. It is my second favorite spoon.
I leave it on my bowels side every so often.
(link) |
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// It is my second favorite spoon. // |
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You have a second favorite spoon. That means that you also have a favorite spoon; and more worryingly, a propensity for assigning varying importance to small and trivial items of cutlery. |
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<Smiles, nods, backs slowly away making placatory gestures/> |
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How very dare you! There's nothing trivial about my favorite spoon I'll have you know. |
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Go on, admit it you have a favorite spoon too don't you. Everybody has. |
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We have, as you might expect, a "preferred" knife. As you might also expect, it is not an eating utensil. While it could be used for that task, it is first and foremost an edged weapon. |
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But no, neither spoons nor forks are regarded as having any specific merit. |
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WAAAAHHHHHHHH ! WAAAAAAHHHHHHH ! WAHAHWAAAHWWW ! |
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<Sobbing and blubbering/> |
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[bhumphrys] that spoon would easily make my top three. |
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but you have to hold your second favorite spoon with your
other hand. I really should get more skilled at drawing (and
spelling) Maybe I'll make a paper model. It's simple and
elegant and doesn't deserve all that bad attention it has been
pulling away from the Corona virus. |
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As to the actual idea, couldn't you just place a small saucer next to the bowl to drip onto? |
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Stop being sensible and practical, [bean]. You're spoiling an excellent, nay flawless, record ... |
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