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Nightlight, at user-defined programmable time, projects demonic imagery on walls/ceiling and plays back satanic chants through built-in speaker.
Manufacturer not responsible for soiled mattresses and bed coverings.
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Kudos to the marketing director on this |
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[+] I have cats that don't get along at 3am... bass growling (from a 3 lb cat) followed by screaming and yelling.... satanic chants would be a relief. |
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Just as long as there's no evil laugh track. The hand dryers weren't designed to run 24/7. |
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Now if I could just convince the local JW's to spend the night... |
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