h a l f b a k e r yTrying to contain nuts.
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By recent order of the Secretary of Homeland Security, every cigar sold in this country is to have a plastic tip/mouthpiece which will quietly & automatically collect the smoker's DNA sample. It will then transmit the information to be checked against what we now know to be that of the deposed ruler.
If there is a match, an alarm will sound on the cigar. Now Available at Palace Depot.
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Yes, of course, because the US is the first place he's headed. But he's on to your scheme... he quit smoking. You'll never catch him now! |
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Why not build the DNA detector into all toilet seats in the US? Then you'll catch his ass. |
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Man, what a dumb idea this is. |
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I certainly appreciate your diplomacy. Please consider that this invention cannot be baked due to the sensitive nature of the instrumentation. Not to mention the explosives. Back off. |
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Well, he's got a point, flerper, don't you think? |
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Feel free to snarf until it hurts. Personally, I'd just hurl a fishbone and move on. |
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Well, you're not supposed to hurl them at yourself, bliss |
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So... wait for him to smoke a cigar, then set off an alarm to tell him you're on to him. WOW! Why hadn't anyone thought of that before?! |
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finally, I can try this out! |
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Well, since Saddam has been captured, why don't you do the same thing for Bin Laden and HIS followers? And instead of cigar tracking, use a DNA sample from when he got shot (He's been around for a long time, so I bet it happened at least once.) |
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Why try to catch Saddam (when he's already been caught)? |
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Are you a Pentagon advisor or something? |
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