h a l f b a k e r yI CAN HAZ CROISSANTZ?
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It is a well known fact that many married politicians are
unfaithful, frequenting brothels and strip clubs. So let's
hit them with a new proposed piece of legislation: SIPA.
What this does is allow neighborhood watch programs,
Women's Rights groups, and the ACLU to file suit to shut
down
any
taxi cab company that delivers clients to
clandestine places of vice such as strip clubs, Asian
'massage' parlors, and brothels. It also allows these
organizations extra legal rights to shut down phone book
companies and online search engines that have listings
for suspected vice clubs or adult escort services.
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You're kidding, right? [-] |
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Fine satire but not really an idea [+/-] |
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I'm so glad I live in Europe. |
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[-] for the idea but [+] for the satire. |
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Is europe really better? you guys have the RIPA act
to deal with. (i know that has nothing to do with
piracy, but still it bothers me)
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Personally I prefer the peace of mind of legally
purchased digital content. I think piracy would be
less of an issue if the pricing was more reasonable. |
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//I'm so glad I live in Europe.//
The interweb has no borders, [xenny] me old mate.
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[21Q] forgot to mention the need to close the streets that lead to either the clients' addresses or to the "clandestine places of vice". |
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Yeah, I also forgot meth labs and crack houses... |
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What we really need to be concerned about isn't SOPA but ACTA, which is international. And scary. |
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What we really need to be concerned about is why you keep voting for these people. |
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Coming soon: SODA (Stomp Out Drugs Act) |
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//What we really need to be concerned about is why you keep voting for these people.//
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//... is why you keep voting for these people.//
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I'd propose a ban on frivolous acronyms in legislation, but I
can't think of a title that can be shortened into a catchy
acronym... |
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BOFA. Ban on Frivolous Acronyms. |
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//You? You who!?//
[points finger vaguely towards the middle distance]
Yes, you! |
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BOFA?
Unwanted Frivolous Acronyms In Legislation
U FAIL |
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I'd say that this is boffo... but I'd be lying.
F.U.B.A.R. maybe? |
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I think you severely misunderstand who is the prostitute when it
comes to politicians. |
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