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So a sudden sprint and your opponents would disappear off the end of the treadmill? I must vote for this! |
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This is kind of like the floating log competition (I don't know the proper name) where two people spin a log while standing on it. |
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To make things interesting you could 'motivate' the athletes by using a box of nettles instead of a thick mat. |
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Excellent. So economical compared to building huge stadia. Good for television. Cruel, vicious and degrading (which is the part I like) especially if the nettles are really fresh. Croissant. |
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thumbwax, such simple charm unexpected can be breath taking. You have a magic thumb. |
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hey, this is *my* gutter! |
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Breaking the tape -- now that would certaintly create a Zeno's paradox. |
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I like the way [thumbs] runner's arrow of a nose sort of counterbalances his foot and ass. |
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There was an idea like this in a Judge Dredd novel I read in my younger years. I'll not say this is a WICTTISITBWIBNIIWR because I would be very surprised if you [FJ] had read the same book. They have this thing they call a resyk for recycling dead bodies. Its a big conveyor belt which corpses get dumped onto then trundled along into a vast array of lacerators, circular saws, meshes and other such nastyness. instead of funerals relatives just come and watch the body trundle into the wirrring abyss. |
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Long story/short. In Alternative evil universe, evil ruler has same device but puts random selection of citizens on it and makes them run. Last man (or child or woman) standing gets the prize of life (or at least not death in the nasty blades). Cue neighbours, friends and relatives fighting each other trying to be the strongest link. |
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"Soylent Green is ..... runners up !" |
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A similar "evil ruler torturing subjects" idea was also used in (I forget which book in) Patrick Tilley's "Amtrak Wars" series of novels, but with the paddlewheel of a steamboat instead of a treadmill. |
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This sounds like my job. So far, I'm winning, but I'm not getting anywhere fast.. |
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//looks more like he's *way* got too much time on his hands// IHIWPST. Yeah, this one was slow - it was a 10 minute smile |
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[thumbwax] could you expand on IHIWPST before I get paranoid being that I gave you a free one on me?
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The *punch line, that is. |
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I Hate It When People Say That |
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All right then. You can have *it* back. |
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<softly>"What part would like me to remove thumbwax?" |
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- Now, thumbwax, you have to respond. Okay? |
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<softly>Would you please expand that cryptic thingy? |
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<loudly>
I Hate It When People Say That
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...no reason to yell...(I'm sure everyone but me heard just fine...) |
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"And whose idea to send UB over with a bigger cryptic thingy?" |
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No matter. The egg was good... |
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...no reason to yell...(I'm sure everyone but me heard just fine...) |
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Depending on the length of the treadmill and its speed reaction, sprinters might instead be favorites. |
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You could always put hurdles on the conveyor belt. Hurdles are always fun. |
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