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In this chain of restaurants you sit on a cushion on the floor and specially trained dogs enter the eating area and walk in a large circle - much like a sushi train. Strapped on their backs are small trays containing food items which you may select depending on what you would like.
Each franchised
store has a different breed of dog, such that Pitt Bull Sushi and Dachshund Sushi cater to diffferent markets entirely.
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I would've preferred turtles. |
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<obligatory title misunderstanding>I
thought this was going to be some kind
of new, exotic sushi for people who
were tired of tuna sushi, yellowtail
sushi, mackerel sushi, etc.</obligatory
title misunderstanding> |
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Like a blue-black chow chow tongue sushi on a tray on a quiet chow chow? |
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"Waiter waiter, there's a dog in my soup!"
"No sir, that's soup on a dog."
"Oh...That's that joke runined then."
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"Waiter waiter, this sushi tastes of dog!"
"That's not sushi sir."
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If we're talking fish, could we not strap it to the backs of cats instead, and watch them fight it out? |
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Wouldn't be legal in most U.S. jurisdictions, which prohibit pets in restaurants (other than guide animals, of course) for "health" reasons. |
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Cool ! a sushi gold fish bowl would be a most wanted Xmas pres' |
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[krelnik]: These are not pets, they're staff. |
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Aaaaahhh, what was the point of this idea? Benefits? Silly me doesn't get it (-) |
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[angel] Ha! Tell that to the health inspector! |
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this restaurant has gone to the dogs. |
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You could have that annoying song "Who let the Dogs Out" or whatever the actual title is playing over and over and over... |
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//Aaaaahhh, what was the point of this idea? Benefits?// |
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Benefits abound once each dog knows which sushi is on it's back by trained commands, tought by professionals, given by the sushi makers, so that when you say "spicy tuna, come 'er boy", I'll be damned if a dog dosen't show up with a plate of spicy tuna roll on it's back. |
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//A friend has a Siamese Fighting Fish (Beta) she calls "Sushi"// <OT> A friend runs a riding school and traditionally the oldest nag is called "Kattomeat". |
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Could be confusing if the resaurant is in Korea! |
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WTF EVER HAPPENED TO HYGIENE MAN??!?
THE FACT THAT THE HEALTH INSPEECTOR
WOULD'VE BLAMMED YOUR ASS OUT ON
THE STREET IS LIKE..... I'M NOT EVEN
GOING TO START DUDE....... |
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robbie what are you rocking? dogs are cleaner than people. and unlikely to form a union... |
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So, what you're suggesting is a set-up to a Monty Python sketch. |
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Wooh... So disgusting. Let me count the ways...
1) Dog hair
2) dog smell
3) dog crap
4) dog slobber |
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