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A sleep suit, incorporating a Roomba-like vacuum cleaner
and electric razor, that surreptitiously shaves you while
you sleep.
Put it on and the flexible, palm-sized razor unit slowly
moves around between the suit and your skin, removing
hair and dead skin but leaving the fleshy part of you
intact, gently applying a thin layer of skin moisturiser as it
goes.
When it moves underneath your slumbering self it gently
massages the muscles, leaving you relaxed and rested, to
face the coming day.
Guaranteed not to snip off any bits to which you might
bear a fond attachment.
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I'm actually quite fond of most of my body hair. |
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It probably feels the same way about you. |
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I don't bother shaving the fur off myself. It keeps me
warm in winter. |
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There are, however, a lot of people who go to a lot
of trouble to remove as much of it from themselves
as they can. |
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That would be Pro-Crass-turbation, I presume? |
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I was contemplating something like this for the close-cropped scalp. I have yet to think up a way to get the folliculoomba to adhere to a hairy skull without pulling the hair out by the roots. |
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Tie it to your ears? Then add a foil shaver head. |
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