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I was hoping for a band hanging inside a great big rolling wheel... |
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Someone did a cardiovascular study one time of a tuba player during his drill. Turns out that one 10-minute show is was the equivalent of a good 45 minutes of aerobics. |
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<yelling over the sound of lawn tractors> Is that the 1812 Overture or the Spice Girls?!!!? <yelling over the sound of lawn tractors> |
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Marching band is supposed to be fun and energy using. Being pulled in a cart is not able to be called marchng band. Anyone who thinks otherwise should not be in band |
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If you play in a marching band and can't keep in time with the huge mo'fo of a drum that's perforating your eardrums, you should probably give up your musical career. Keeping in step is also a piece of piss. I'll explain slowly and carefully. When. Thur. Druum. Goooes. Bang. You. Step. With. Left.
Got that much?......right. |
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Now you are aware that someone is playing a big drum, listen for the cues. They tell you where you are and when to start, stop, repeat the section, DC, triplet etc. It's not that difficult. And yes, I have been in marching bands. The proper British type with no wussy woodwind. |
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<Someone did a cardiovascular study one time of a tuba player during his drill. Turns out that one 10-minute show is was the equivalent of a good 45 minutes of aerobics.> |
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Only for those rushing to get away from the tuba player. |
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