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Get a stuffed grizzly bear, attach wheels to it's feet, strap a saddle to it's back, and insert a small jet propulsion system up it's "tradesman's entrance". Hop on, ignite, and just wait for the news chopper to follow you.
not quite a rocket!
http://www.youtube....watch?v=TTDuGaTRiJU
[xandram, Oct 07 2011]
Pope, woods. Bear.
http://www.urbandic...in%20the%20woods%3F
[mouseposture, Oct 07 2011]
[link]
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This could be the perfect weapon to combat the
teleporting deer menace. [+] |
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It may have sounded bad on paper, but it reads well
when you hear it. |
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Yeah, you liars, bun up already. |
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So this idea *is* what I thought it was. |
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Paint it red. Call it the Rocket's Red Bear. |
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Xandram, I think that link is the women's version of
this idea. I hope. |
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That would depend on what it crashed into. |
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Well, supposing it crashed into the Pope, for
example? |
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Why is the Pope way out in the woods? |
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Well, what we have here is a tiny little contextual error;
you see, the Pope is already 'giving a shit' in the woods
when the Rocket Bear crashes, so the literal answer to the
question is 'yes'. However, we have yet to determine
whether or not the Pope has concern for the welfare of the
Rocket Bear, the condition of the forest, or any of the
other variables effected by the crash. Further examination
of the facts at hand is obviously required. If, as the
postulation specifies, the out-of-control Rocket Bear
actually makes physical contact with the Holy Father, I
think we can safely assume that the Pope might give a shit
(in the derivative sense). |
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I would like to propose that the right to bear rockets be an amendment to the second amendment of the U.S. bill of rights. |
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I second the proposal! How can we properly defend our
homes and loved ones without legal access to bear
rockets? After all, Rocket Bears are perfectly legal, and
they're practically the same thing! |
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// Why is the Pope way out in the woods? // |
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Based on the available evidence, the credible options appear to be: |
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(a) Attending a HitlerJugend reunion; |
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(b) Sexually molesting juvenile males; |
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Not that we're prejudiced against nonces, catholics, nazis etc. you understand. |
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Am I the only one freaked out by the frequency with which
we've found ourselves in agreement lately? I think I liked it
better when we were mortal enemies... |
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Only one of you is mortal. |
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(All men are mortal. [Alterother] is Socrates.
Therefore ... oh, the Hell with it.) |
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Keeping me right in line tonight, aren't ya? |
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Now you've got me hoping for a solid rock-eyed stand. |
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I like the pattern the first eleven annotations make above, at least on my screen. |
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