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Rocket Assist Ballet
Longer jumps, faster spins, adds that element of danger that's missing from the ballet. | |
The dancers come out with rockets on their back, ankles,
wrists all strategically placed to greatly enhance the
dancer's
moves when ignited.
1,000 RPM pirouettes, 60 foot grande jeté, (I looked up
ballet
moves online) 80 mph tour en l'air etc. The possibilities
are
limited only by the
choreographer's creativity and basic
human
decency.
I'd go.
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Recklessly unsafe and inadvisable employment of pyrotechnics, liable to result in serious injury. |
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^ what the Borg said. [+] |
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Not the first time I've heard that. ;) |
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Hmm: "it ain't over 'til the fat lady explodes" (inspired by [bigsleep]).
Has a nice ring to it... |
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