h a l f b a k e r yWhy not imagine it in a way that works?
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You permit your valet to throw your ties in the sock drawer ? For shame, [FT], for shame ... |
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Well, the point is that you can, not that you should. |
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Ah, the old " Capability does not imply intent" defence ... Kim Ping -Pong loves people like you, "Look, I just want a few nukes to impress the neighbours, of course I'm not actually going to use them ..." |
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So, a powerful metal spring, probably with sharp edges, under tension, and attached to your throat, right next to your airway and all those major blood vessels ? Sure, after all, what could possibly go wrong ...? |
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The springs only exert a pound or two of force. Of course they're off-the-shelf components, so theoretically somebody could substitute a heavier set : see the "warranty disclaimers" section in the manual. |
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// without worry of creasing // |
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That implies that it rolls up the tie rather than accordion-
folding it. But doesn't *that* imply that the tie will end up
curly like Dilbert's? |
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Rolls the other way so, if you're actually in shape, you need a tie pin or it bows out. |
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