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Repo Decoy
Complete with fake matching license plate and VIN plates. | |
A solid plaster replica of the repo man's target vehicle, with
matching
paint, heavily-tinted windows/windshield, wooden axles and rusty
rims
with bald tires from a salvage yard.
Let 'em have it.
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Repo desperadoes can't afford this sort of shit.
They're barely able to scrape together enough for a
baggie of whatever drugs got them in trouble in the
first place.
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Sorry, did repo work for nearly 4 years. The "clients"
were always deadbeat, drug-fucked losers. |
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A lot of 'em here are college grads living beyond their means because
they expect to get a decent job in their field paying prevailing wages.
Others are people who actually had a job, then got laid off and
suddenly can't make the payments on the car they got under a 5-year
lease. |
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Fair enough. We don't have those economic
problems here, to any notable extent. |
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I'm no drug fucked deadbeat loser but I am poor (for dutch standards). So I drive the cheapest car that I could find.
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If people get a loan for a car they cannot really afford they should not blame the repo guy when it goes south, but themselves.
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That being said, blackwater does not hire nice people, they hire dirty people for a dirty job. It's much the same with repo guys. |
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It doesn't have to be a dirty job. It's just a necessary
job. |
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Goshdarnit, how much do I have to insult you before you bite? |
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A necessary job? You mean it's a job someone's gotta do,
as in "it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it" therefore
it's a dirty job, and therfore dirty people do it therefore
unabubba is a dirty person. |
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You mean Roland. UB is the picture of sweetness and all things
pleasant. His boy Roland, OTOH... |
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Roland is UB's alterego in "shitey character fiction" that
used to appear here several account deletions ago. As an
alterego of an alterego that is repeatedly selfdestructive
Roland will likely not return notwithstanding spiteful
reappearances resultant of this anno. |
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I styled Roland upon you, [rcarty]. I didn't know you
didn't know. |
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Well I was just, er, talking about textual characters, not
anybody in, er, particular, no reason for anyone to get
offended. This is all merely a puppet show in letters,
nobody's real hand needs to come to harm. |
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You'd probably just find it hitched to a repo truck made out cardboard boxes in the manner of WWII story of germans building an entire fake air base with planes, out of wood to decoy bombers and the RAF coming and dropping one bomb on it, made out of wood. |
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