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There's a discharge joke in there somewhere. |
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Since the prisoner has been convicted, it is reasonable to assume that after his arrest they put him in a cell and charged him ... |
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Perhaps the prisoner could be made to run on a conveyor
belt of nylon carpet. Then, at the critical moment, she is
offered a suitably earthed door-handle to grasp. |
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For a nice retro touch, have the prisoner stand on a trap door (or sit on an insulated horse). Connect a rope to a gantry at one end and to a generator on a harness worn by the prisoner at the other end. |
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Ensure that 13 turns of the rope are made around the generator pulley. |
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There was a solar powered electric chair on an episode of the Simpsons. |
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"Dude, we've been here all morning - could you at least remoisten my head sponge?" |
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Hmm, anyone fancy posting "Environmentally-friendly death penalty" ? Bound to be a fishbone magnet, but could be interesting. |
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