h a l f b a k e r yPoint of hors d'oevre
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We will award a bun, but consider the idea could be vastly improved by the reckless and dangerously inadvisable employment of pyrotechnics. |
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A champagne cork endowed with lethal potential by means of nitrocellulose propellant would be a winner, shirley ? |
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But that's baked, surely? - it's a common dinner-party trick to unscrew a wine-bottle by mounting a Catherine Wheel horizontally on top of the cap and lighting the blue touch-paper |
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All well and good, but the cap rarely travels far. |
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We are hoping for something with a closer resemblance to a 12-bore, or possibly a Bofors ... |
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//shouting "Huzzah!" as you do so// |
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Not in the Buchanan household, given our history and the
never-closing wound left by the Blenheim-Hapsburg "incident".
The tradition amongst the Buchanan's, whenever a bottle is
opened, is to shout "Fuckemall*!" in unison and with gusto. |
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(After Fükemalle the Short, obviously.) |
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Is this the April Fool's idea? |
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Nice, a surprise event. A solar flare could cause some rare openings. |
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Thanks [Ian]; Many people must have been similarly confused - I've corrected the title now. |
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This is why I keep my wines in a Faraday cage tantalus. |
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