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Religious
Smile to the crucifiction whist sharpening your pencil! | |
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-Matt
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Technically, it's in pencil limbo. The New Testament very clearly states that all of the dead pencils in Christ will rise from their pencil graves on the last day and be taken up into the pencil clouds to be with their pencil Lord. Until that day, they remain in pencil limbo. |
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PS: Although, based on the level of spelling accuracy in the idea as a whole (cf. Religous, whist, etc), it must be assumed to be unintentional, the spelling of cruci-FICTION may get you in a little trouble there, my firend. |
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cruci-FICTION. I like it. I'll use that the next time i make fun of Christians, which will be in about 10 minutes. |
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Baked, if you're actually selling it. If you just think ad copy for nonexistent products is clever or postmodern, then go to hell. |
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[rabid_peacock], you should use descriptive names for your ideas, instead of categories. "Apostolic Pencil Set" might be good. |
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The Second Vatican Council abolished Limbo, so I'm not sure where unbaptized pencils go now. I guess they get ground up and put in the trash. |
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Please don't use cruci-fiction in religious arguments. It's painfully similar to devil-ution and other such epithetic puns. |
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Your watch is slow Angel, it's 11:55 |
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Hold on Rods, I've got it writted down on a piece of paper... |
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you're all wrong. it's 09.40. |
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[francois] - Absolutey right. I misspoke. Clearly the dead pencils in Christ are in pencil purgatory. |
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Okay, I'm setting my watch. I'll meet you back here in 72 hours from ... now. |
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What's more annoying, the people who try to push you into their religion or the Atheists who never shut up about hating Christians? |
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this time thing isnt going 2 work . i suggest u use the apostle pencils 2 make a sundial |
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I don't think it's played with a full deck... |
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Nice title. I might have gone with "Ambiguous", though. |
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01:58:10
That's from the Official U.S. Atomic Clock, let me see what time it is now though...
01:59:22 |
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If it was wind-up I would of voted for for it instead of neutral. |
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<fishbone> Heresy <\fishbone>. Do NOT go to Milan: very
big cathedral with beautiful views. |
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