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You're walking down the street in the evening, either homeless or in a city that you don't live in. You've seen several cylinders along
the sidewalk, about a meter wide and two and a half meters long, some on their own and some in clusters of up to four. Some are
plain colors and some are decorated
with art. Most are horizontal but you've also passed some that have been standing vertically.
You've never seen these before, but weren't paying too much attention to them. You come upon another one, which happens to be
upright, and decide to see what it is. Well, the sign says it's a one-room capsule hotel! Perfect! You touch the door handle. If you
look homeless to the camera on the door, it opens. If you don't, a voice asks you to pay and lights around the payment acceptors
flash. Once you've paid, you may open the door and go inside.
Inside, the voice tells you to put your things in a compartment in the back of the cylinder. You do so. It then tells you to undress and
put your clothes in another compartment. If you need the support of a bra to sleep comfortably, you may keep that on.* Once you
have done so, a shower activates. You can control the temperature, and soap is provided. When you're done showering, you're dried
by hot air. Then the walls, which are covered with cloth, begin to inflate toward you and envelop your whole body on the back, and
from the neck down on the front. You're not scared by thisthe voice told you it would happen. Once you're sufficiently supported,
the whole cylinder tilts backward until you're lying down, at which point you it eases off the pressure a bit, while keeping contact
with your body from above like a blanket. Feeling quite comfortablethere's a control panel for temperature, bed softness, and
downward pressureyou soon fall asleep.
When you wake up, you feel very refreshed. You remember that before you went to sleep, you set an alarm on the control panel,
but for a range of times rather than for a specific time; the alarm woke you up at the optimal point in your sleep cycle within that
time range. Once you have confirmed that you are awake, the cylinder slowly tilts upright, and then the walls deflate. The
compartment in the back wall in which you put your clothes now opensthey're clean and dry! (They aren't folded, though.) You put
them on, and get your belongings out of the other compartment. You now notice that that compartment is equipped to maintain its
orientation as the cylinder tilts, so your things don't tumble.
Feeling much cleaner, less tired, and happier, you leave, not noticing that behind you the cylinder has locked its door and begun its
self-cleaning program. Soon it will be ready for the next guest.
*Apparently you're supposed to wash bras by wearing them in the shower anyway?
n/a [2019-03-11]
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"the alarm woke you up at the optimal point in your sleep cycle within that time range" Sounds like a noticeable improvement to current alarm clocks. |
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Where does it get its water supply? Does it simply
recycle the same greywater over again? |
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// Sounds like a noticeable improvement to current
alarm
clocks. // |
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And it's been available in the form of phone apps for
several
years now, so it's a known and proven technology. |
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// Where does it get its water supply? // |
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From the water mains, like street toilets do. Come to
think of it, this thing should have an integrated toilet,
probably a squat toilet in the floor. |
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Should be mobile so you can wake up in a different location from where you went to sleep |
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Nice, the whole world is becoming home. |
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I stepped outside to relieve myself because last time I learned my lesson about what the shower can and cant do. Now cylinder won't let me back in. All I have on is my bra, and not the one with money in it. I could start over with an empty cylinder but someone will steal my clothes out of the other one before this one lets me out. |
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Also - wasn't this idea in Neuromancer? |
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//*Apparently you're supposed to wash bras by wearing them in the shower anyway?// |
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Hmmm... having seen bras in the laundry I'm going to go with "not the usual practice", as much sense as that makes. |
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