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This would have to be done on a large scale to be effective, and might have a negative impact on those who, for their own self-justifiable pseudoscientific reasons, have an instatiable craving to crank up the old lightning rod and reanimate strange, hybrid creatures assembled from parts of decomposing corpses stealthily harvested from fog-filled graveyards, sending them forth drooling, groaning and lurching to seek employment manning the drive-through window at McBurgers, where their slow, clumsy speech, limited understanding and almost total lack of manual dexterity (due to having one hand that is not only back to front but composed entirely of thumbs) will pass entirely unnoticed, even after they get promoted to Shift Manager. |
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um...yeah, I should have put that in the summary. |
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Yes, but you didn't, did you ? You have no consideration or empathy, no interest in the inner states of others, their hopes, fears, dreams and sorrows. You're just like all the others. |
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I would have expected "just like all the others" to be
a good thing, coming from Mr. BorgCo. |
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Ah, but if I had put it in the summary then my planned ruse for conning the eco-friendlies into appropriating government funds, to unwittingly re-animate the prehistoric behemoth known to mortals as the Kraken, upon whos petrified femur rests a certain atoll in the south pacific, would not have come to fruition... |
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and now you've ruined it. |
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Our work here is done ... |
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<wanders off to trash someone else's treasured brainchild> |
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// Kraken, upon whos petrified femur // |
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Kraken are generally considered to be cephalopods of some description, and thus are invertebrates. <link>. Therefore, femurs would not feature in their anatomy. |
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They are wrong. Just the babies don't have femurs. The big ones grow a skeleton to support their weight. |
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They's tough bastards then. |
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