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A very delicately-installed double piercing, between the ends of which is strung a sterilised cheesewire chord, to effortlessly slice your stools asunder.
Check out the silly fake exhaust pipes on that
http://www.6speedon...8-exhaust-tips.html
Scroll about a page down, till you see the black 911 turbo, check out the silly exhaust detailling and then join me in my righteous contempt. [zen_tom, Nov 05 2012]
Wind Harp
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind_harp
//Can you play it?// I'm glad you arsed. [spidermother, Nov 05 2012]
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Very sick. Very, very sick. |
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On the plus side, if you ever get sent to prison (and I refrain from speculating how probable this is for [calum]) you're less likely to get assaulted in the showers. |
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Ewww! Yellow cards [calum] and [hippo]! |
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//you're less likely to get assaulted in the showers// |
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Also, pedantically, shouldn't that read: |
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//you're less likely to get assaulted in the showers...more than once.// |
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And finally, widening the thought outward a little - I've noticed a few different exhaust-pipes on sporty cars are sometimes made to look as though they are doubly exhaustive - but which on closer inspection are the same single exhaust, but with a false "doubler" fitted to the end - to most unsatisfying effect. |
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whew, thanks for talking about cars [zt] !!!!
what if they wanted to slice veggies there? |
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Good point xandram, if sharp enough, the wire could result in being assaulted in the showers twice at once. |
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My mother once angrily commented on the car in front: "Look at that spiv with four exhaust pipes - what a waste of exhaust!" |
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"Describe in single words only the good
things that come into your mind about … your
mother." |
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// //you're less likely to get assaulted in the showers...more than once.// //
...by the same person |
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Hmmm. Has anyone posted Rectal Harmonica yet? |
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Oh, po! You are the best! |
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If the jewelry ends were magnetic, a plethora of functions could be implemented. This really could be moved to a more sanitary body area. If between fingers, potatoes could be peeled. |
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This rather explains some hairstyles I've seen lately
amongst the political class. |
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He stands alone on the bluff, silhouetted, his back to the
sunset and the prairieland below. The buffalo low. He is
still. His shoulders rise as he takes a deep breath, moves his
fists from his hips, bends at the waist and grabs his ankles. A
crow caws. Another pause comes before he slides his feet
across the dust, further apart. He feels the breeze shake
the hairs on his thighs. He reaches up with his right hand,
up between his legs, the fringe on his sleeve brushing
against his chaps. Another slight shuffle of the feet. His
finger plucks the first clear note. The animals fall silent. |
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We might as well go all in and have multiple strings down
there. It would be a wonderful sight indeed to see famous
musicians dropping trousers or hitching up evening dresses
to reveal their playing areas. |
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Multiple strings would require some very delicate fingering.
Perhaps the cowboys could group together and form a
distributed 12 hole / string guitar? |
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Didn't Rectal Septum sing 'A Whiter Shade of Pale' back in the
day? |
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You're thinking of Proctal Hareem - that's a whole
other idea. |
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Quite probably. I think I saw them when they were starting
out and appeared on New Fæces. |
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