Fake Body Piercing

Recently I have marveled at piercings. Attractive women pierce their faces. People working jobs servicing the masses wear flesh colored piercings so their hard- won holes do not grow shut while they are on the job. It seems to me that the factor limiting the number and location of piercings is reversability: excepting the hard core fringe, most piercers do not want to do lasting damage or have something which cannot be concealed should the need arise.

Enter the Needle thru the Arm trick. I propose that the next stage in crowd- pleasing piercings can be achieved with glue. Unlike magicians doing the Needle trick, piercers will will take their time and use crazy glue for its relative permanence. By gluing together adjacent folds, areas not previously amenable to piercing can be pierced. The upper lip can be glued under the nose, and the resulting channel used to hold a ring (producing a singular smile in the process!). Eyelids can be folded back and glued to themselves for the Clockwork Orange piercing. Chins can be glued into an artificial cleft. Nostrils can be inverted and ears folded in half, then glued in place to hold beautiful jewelry. As one moves below the neck, the possibilities increase!