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Toothbrush comes from the factory already sharp and
ready
for any morning routine oriented shanking job you may
run into.
Dental care is important, so is being prepared if some
escaped mass murderer broke into your house last night
and is hiding in your shower ready to jump you as you
brush
your teeth.
With this, you can take care of both. (Garrote dental
floss
not included)
Another fine product from PsyCo.
For Sale by Mental Patient
http://pages.total.net/~fishnet/
There used to be a link to this somewhere around here. [rcarty, Sep 05 2012]
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Reminds me of the idea to run a knife-sharpening business outside nightclubs and youth centres. |
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This is nothing more than a cynical ploy to
exploit violence, paranoia and no-holds-
barred survivalism. |
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Very good. Carry on … [+] |
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this would be a shiv, not a shank... Shirley? |
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You know, I'm thinking you may be right. I think
"shank" may be the verb of what you get from the
noun "shiv". In other words you get "shanked" by a
"shiv". |
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Nope, both work as a noun but "shank" can be
either. Although I suppose you could make a past
tense verb out of any noun. You could hit
somebody with a wrench and say you "wrenched"
the guy. |
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Like the song says, You say shiv, and I say shank,
etc. |
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Update: That was totally wrong. One post says a
shank is made out of metal only and a shiv is made
out of plastic, glass etc. |
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So, thank you bs0u0155. Changing the title. |
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Eh, changing it back. Shank looks better. |
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Will there be a blunt version available for practice, theatrical and re-enactment use? |
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Could also read "toothpick". Terrifying to someone with a bacteriology degree. |
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Off topic, waaaaay off topic. From rcarty's link: |
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OUCHY THE GREEN NOSED REINDEER!!! |
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You know Donner and Dixon,
And Flapper and Glucose,
Comet and Crumpet,
And Mustard and Sucrose.
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all? |
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Ouchy the Green Nosed Reindeer,
likes to play in people's hair!
He lives inside the attic,
he bites people who go there! |
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I'm sure it's indicative of some organic brain
malfunction on my part but I thought that was
very laugh out loud (even though sitting staring at
a computer screen) funny. |
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Ok, back to the real world. |
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I found that link too disturbing to look at and I've seen a lot. |
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